O_O Whoa there, Sweetcheeks.
Tis the season to be jolly, not unconscious.
How can we falalalala if I’m down for the count?
If you Jingle my bells, I’ll give you a white Christmas~
Hmmm, 2/10 for tact, but I like your intent~ Why don’t you swing that ass over here and we can calculate its spring constant? ;)
Oh, but we could have so much more fun if you were a trombone! Trombonists do it in seven different positions, you know. ;)
You’d better grease up my hinges first. ;)
Only a hug? Babe, there’s no reason to be shy~
*dips you and kisses the tip of your nose*