Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

O_O Whoa there, Sweetcheeks.

Tis the season to be jolly, not unconscious.

How can we falalalala if I’m down for the count?

I’ll deck your halls, Baby. ;)

If you Jingle my bells, I’ll give you a white Christmas~

Hmmm, 2/10 for tact, but I like your intent~ Why don’t you swing that ass over here and we can calculate its spring constant? ;)

Aww, Babe, you’re like the yin to my yang, I’d be nothing without you!

Ooh, demanding. I like that in a guy. ;)

Aw, Honey, my love for you is bigger than Raxacoricofallapatorius is long!

Oh, but we could have so much more fun if you were a trombone! Trombonists do it in seven different positions, you know. ;)

You’d better grease up my hinges first. ;)

Only a hug? Babe, there’s no reason to be shy~

*dips you and kisses the tip of your nose*

chu~

Ooh baby ooh, I’ll sham your wow tonight. ;)